somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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