Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(808): View more from Hawaii

how do you spell 'special'? like slow?

(210): View more from Texas

S P E L L C H E C K

(808): View more from Hawaii

No you dumbass thats not right

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(905): View more from Toronto

I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore

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(310): View more from California

When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth

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(303): View more from Colorado

How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me

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(206): View more from Washington

He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.

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