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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?

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  Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad

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• (818): View more from California

  Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  He sprained his penis one time

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  He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis

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• (562): View more from California

  We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable

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  I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically

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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat

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