Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
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sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
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You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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