marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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