dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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