you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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