she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
What a dumb baby whore.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Randomize
