Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
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Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
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How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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