big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
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