Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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