so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
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her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
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You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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