Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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