super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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