great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
This house was built for laser tag.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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