apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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