i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
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THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
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you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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