Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
3pm strippers are depressing
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
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