he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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