Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
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they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
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She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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