I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
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Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
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She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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