I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
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Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
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She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I lost the right to judge tonight
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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