guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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