Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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