I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
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and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
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My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I think my moral compass just broke
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