you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I'm always down for nudity.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
