At least make sure they are 18
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Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
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