why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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