I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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