We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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