I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
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His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
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He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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