We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
My vagina is officially offended.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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