clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
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I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
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dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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