the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
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i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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