awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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