I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
My feet surprised me
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