thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
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Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
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Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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