the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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