when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
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my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
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I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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