ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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