You can't special order awesome
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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