we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
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We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
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You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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