Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
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One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
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I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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