Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
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I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
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wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
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