It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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