Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
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How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
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I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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