For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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