i just wanna soil my oats bro
just tell him i said nine months
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
