It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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