Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
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I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
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Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
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