at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Umm I'm too high to move.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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