loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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