im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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